Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thursday's Thoughts

  • I find it ironic that when you're trying to "shush" someone, you actually have to be louder than everyone else.
  • Speaking of shushing, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to say "SHHHHHHHH!" loudly and not spit on everyone within 10 feet of you? Do they stop talking because you shushed them, or because they're wet.
  • A surgeon and a bank robber: Both men put on masks so you can't identify them and wear gloves so there are no fingerprints left behind. One takes money, one will cut you open with a knife. Which sounds more scary?
  • Ever trip over your words while putting your foot in your mouth? Sounds like some sort of Cirque du Soleil act.
  • Little known fact: When novice mountain climbers panic, their instructors tell them to "Calm down and get a grip!"
  • Stutterers can't even say the damn word that describes their condition without killing themselves. How mean is that?

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