There's a sign out front of the bagel store around the corner from me.
The sign reads: "No live animals allowed on the premises"
So I'll get kicked out if I walk in with my dog. But if I walk in carrying a dead bird, I'll be allowed to stay (Monty Python sketches aside).
An interesting sign I saw today on a bus as it drove by: "Not in Service Express"
Apparently, this is a bus that isn't in service, but at least it's not in service really fast.
Sorry, that's all for today, folks...
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